One time I got stuck in the bathtub.
Arthritis would not let me out.
I tried several different positions.
Ended up with a toe up the spout.
I twisted my leg to one side.
I tried getting onto my knees.
Just when I thought that I had it.
I slipped back in due to a sneeze.
I finally managed a handhold,
and pulled my way over the rim.
As I flopped on the floor,
someone opened the door,
and gave me a sarcastic grin.
