Hiding behind Mama's skirts and the mop pail incident

I once saw a Facebook meme that said, “Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize”. It was so much like me I just had to share it.

I started my life hiding behind my Mama's skirts. That's not a figurative statement. I really did hide behind her skirts. I would listen and observe but seldom say a word. I was a smart little poop but I really hated conversation.

I was always worried that I would say the wrong thing or be misunderstood. Man, do I hate being misunderstood! Unfortunately, I'm only eloquent on paper so I've experienced many a misunderstood moment.

 The first one I remember happened when I was about three years old. I was literally hiding behind my Mama's skirts in a circle of friends and relatives. There was a full mop pail directly behind me.

Here's how it all went down:

I stepped back.

The mop pail hit the back of my knees.

My knees buckled.

I consequently fell right into the pail.

Now, I couldn't possibly care any less about the embarrassment of sitting in a mop pail. What did I care about? Well, you see, the impression everyone had was that I sat in the mop pail, mistaking it for a chair.

So, all my life, that's how the story was told. It really ticked me off that everyone not only misunderstood me, but continually repeated this inaccurate story, no matter how many times I corrected them. It made me look stupid. And if there's anything I hate more than being misunderstood, it's being made to look stupid.

So, people, I am not now, nor have I ever been so stupid as to think a mop pail is a chair. Not even when I was three years old. It was a stupid accident, yes, but it could have happened to anyone who was short enough to have a mop pail hit the back of their knees. Intelligence had nothing to do with it.

The incident was totally misinterpreted. Let's just get that straight once and for all.

Man, I'm glad that's cleared up.

Hello? Is anyone home?

Sometimes remaining mentally healthy means having a greater understanding of other peoples behavioral differences. If you laugh with people, not at them, living with your crazy crap and theirs can lift you up instead of causing unnecessary friction. 

For instance, I have a friend who sometimes spaces out when asked a question. Rather than answering, he will simply remain silent, or walk away. It can be rather disconcerting to the person who asked the question.

He's not a rude person. He's just single focus like me. I don't have his habit, but I totally understand it. When his mind is fully focused on one thing, that's all he can think about.

So, a lot of the time, when he does this, people who don't know him well, will find his behavior insulting. In fact, he has had this habit since he was a small child. It has nothing to do with rudeness, inconsideration, or anything of the kind. He's just thinking so hard about something, that he has no room in his brain to process anything else. He's not a multi-tasker at all.

When he was a child, this habit was so bad that his parents ended up taking him to have his hearing tested. Then, they thought maybe there was a mental issue. He laughs about it sometimes, now and his habit has gotten better. He can force himself out of his zone sometimes and sometimes not.

Have you ever encountered someone who doesn't answer your direct questions or seems to ignore your end of a conversation? Go easy on them. Sure, they could be rude. On the other hand, maybe they're like my friend.

We all have our little quirks don't we? That's what makes us individuals. Personally, I find my friend's little “hearing” problem somewhat endearing. It makes him who he is and that makes me smile.

Avoid going stir crazy in self isolation with these activities

Roaring at Coronavirus

If you're a high risk individual like me, you're probably sick of Netflix and chilling. The good news is there are plenty of other things you can do while house-bound and even a few things you can do outside the home. You don't have to go stir crazy. You may even have a few things on your to do list you can check off while in forced isolation.

So, what's on that list of yours? If you've been putting off dull household chores like organizing cupboards, re-arranging or repairing things around the house, now you have plenty of time to address them. Likewise, if you're an artist, writer or have another hobby you never have time for, here's your chance to explore your creative side.

Getting out of the house is possible. You just have to avoid people. Spring is nearly here. How about planning your garden or landscaping? On warm days, you could do any needed outdoor repairs. Tackle small painting projects. Or, just sit on the porch, sip lemonade (or a margarita) and watch the crocus bloom.

Speaking of, what if you just want to relax and have fun with your forced time off? The good news is, you can enjoy the great outdoors without the chores. Take a nature walk or just a scenic drive without any worries of contracting anything. Just stay away from highly populated tourist areas and attractions.

You can have plenty of indoor fun too. There's always video games and other tech related entertainment. Or you can do some things you haven't done in a while. Kick it old school with board games, cards, etc. If you have no one to play with, well, ironically, there's always solitaire.

How do you stay in shape? Well, there's those aforementioned nature walks. You could make use of that dusty basketball hoop on the garage. Or, you could check out online or on demand exercise videos. Better yet, crank up the music and go footloose. A little dance session never hurt anyone. Plus, no witnesses.

So, what am I doing during my own personal self isolation? Well, there will be music. If you're lucky, you won't catch me dancing. Nobody needs to see that atrocity. But you might catch me flinging paint at a canvas in wild abandonment or happily tapping out blog posts. In short, I'm having fun with it and so should you.